The portable patio mister.
Wind-powered cooling that runs off any garden hose. Hook it up, turn the water on, and the breeze carries a fine mist across your patio. Ready in about five minutes, tools not required.
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- No electricityJust needs a steady water supply
- LightweightPlace it wherever works best
- Wind-controlledThe breeze spreads the mist; seven nozzles aim every direction
- Garden-hose readyConnects to any standard hose
- Simple assemblyFour sections, no tools
- Complimentary mesh tote bagPacks up, cools anywhere
A closer look at every part.
A closer look at the parts that make it work: the nozzles, the pipe sections, the base, the hose connector, and the mesh tote bag.
Multi-directional cooling power
Seven omnidirectional stainless steel nozzles spread the mist throughout your outdoor area at your pool, barbecue, and deck.
- 7
- stainless nozzles
- 360°
- coverage
Four sections, no tools
Four UV-protected PVC sections twist together by hand and connect to the base. It comes apart just as fast to pack away.
- 4
- pipe sections
- PVC
- UV-protected
Fills, then feeds the mist
Thread a garden hose onto the base and it fills in seconds, then sends the water up to the nozzles. Once it is full, it starts cooling immediately wherever you want to cool down.
- Fills
- in seconds
- Steady
- by design
Connects to any garden hose
A standard threaded connector is built into the base, which connects to any garden hose and starts cooling immediately.
- Any
- standard hose
- 0
- adapters
Take it to go!
Everything breaks down and tucks into the included mesh tote bag, so the whole setup moves with you from the patio to wherever the day takes it.
- Packs
- flat
- Goes
- anywhere
Cooling that goes where you do.
The expensive built-in systems need a pro to install and never leave the wall. This one runs off your garden hose and packs into a bag, so you can cool down just about anywhere.
Goes anywhere
Packs into the carry bag.
No installation
Connects to your hose, no plumber.
Easy on the wallet
Costs far less, runs on water.
No electricity
Nothing to charge or plug in.
See how it stacks up.
- A major investment, plus a pro to install.
- Bolted into the structure, so it never moves.
- Cools one fixed area for good.
Better pick
- A fraction of the cost, with nothing to install.
- Screws together in about five minutes, no tools.
- Folds into a carry bag and follows you anywhere.
- Needs charging or an outlet within reach.
- Runs only as long as the water tank stays filled.
- Cools the patch right in front of it.
Better pick
- Runs on water alone, nothing to plug in.
- Runs as long as the hose is on, with no tank to refill.
- Seven nozzles spread mist across the whole patio.
- A high volume of spray that leaves you damp.
- Flimsy tubing you rig up yourself.
- Low pressure, so the mist only reaches up close.
Better pick
- A fine mist, never a soaking.
- A sturdy base that fills and stands steady, ready out of the box.
- Stands tall so the breeze carries it to everyone, near and far.
Technical Specs
- In the box
- Base, 4 pipe sections, mesh tote bag, spare nozzles, spare sealing rings, instruction manual
- Nozzles
- Seven stainless steel omnidirectional misting nozzles
- Runs on
- A standard garden hose, no electricity
- Assembly
- No tools! Hand-tighten only in less than 5 minutes
- Assembled height
- Approximately 10 ft
- Weight
- Approximately 10 lb
- Materials
- PVC pipe, stainless steel nozzles, neoprene MR.PATIOMISTER logo 'hoodie' decorative base cover
From the inventor
Watch Jonathan put one together.
Start to finish, hose to mist. This is the whole setup.
Read our story
It's a warm one out there,
Make this the summer you stay cool.
Roll out the hose, twist it together, and let the breeze do the rest.
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