Three friends laughing on a sunny patio while two Mr Patio Mister misting systems run beside them, with a man pouring drinks in the background — portable patio misting system cooling an outdoor patio
Stay cool out there,

The portable patio mister.

5.0 19 verified reviews

MR.PATIOMISTER cools any outdoor space, from patios and backyards to gardens and poolside decks, by about 20 degrees with a fine, breeze-carried mist. It's fully portable, hooks to any garden hose, needs no power or tools, and sets up in about five minutes wherever you want it.

$199.00

$174 with code COOL25 at checkout

Free shipping. Ships within 2 business days

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Sets up in five minutesRuns on water alone
  • No electricityJust needs a steady water supply
  • LightweightPlace it wherever works best
  • Wind-controlledThe breeze spreads the mist; seven nozzles aim every direction
  • Garden-hose readyConnects to any standard hose
  • Simple assemblyFour sections, no tools
  • Complimentary mesh tote bagPacks up, cools anywhere
Two ways to look at it

A closer look at every part.

A closer look at the parts that make it work: the nozzles, the pipe sections, the base, the hose connector, and the mesh tote bag.

Multi-directional cooling power
The nozzles

Multi-directional cooling power

Seven omnidirectional stainless steel nozzles spread the mist throughout your outdoor area at your pool, barbecue, and deck.

7
stainless nozzles
360°
coverage
Four sections, no tools
The pipe sections

Four sections, no tools

Four UV-protected PVC sections twist together by hand and connect to the base. It comes apart just as fast to pack away.

4
pipe sections
PVC
UV-protected
Fills, then feeds the mist
The base

Fills, then feeds the mist

Thread a garden hose onto the base and it fills in seconds, then sends the water up to the nozzles. Once it is full, it starts cooling immediately wherever you want to cool down.

Fills
in seconds
Steady
by design
Connects to any garden hose
The hose connector

Connects to any garden hose

A standard threaded connector is built into the base, which connects to any garden hose and starts cooling immediately.

Any
standard hose
0
adapters
Take it to go!
Mesh tote bag

Take it to go!

Everything breaks down and tucks into the included mesh tote bag, so the whole setup moves with you from the patio to wherever the day takes it.

Packs
flat
Goes
anywhere

Cooling that goes where you do.

The expensive built-in systems need a pro to install and never leave the wall. This one runs off your garden hose and packs into a bag, so you can cool down just about anywhere.

Goes anywhere

Packs into the carry bag.

No installation

Connects to your hose, no plumber.

Easy on the wallet

Costs far less, runs on water.

No electricity

Nothing to charge or plug in.

How it compares

See how it stacks up.

Permanent install
COOLED STILL HOT COOLEDCOOLEDbuilt-in mistersMR.PATIOMISTER

Built-in misters cool the one area they're fixed in.

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Cools all around, wherever you set it up.

Permanent install systems
  • A major investment, plus a pro to install.
  • Bolted into the structure, so it never moves.
  • Cools one fixed area for good.
MR.PATIOMISTER Better pick
  • A fraction of the cost, with nothing to install.
  • Assembles in about five minutes, no tools required.
  • Packs into the included mesh tote and goes anywhere.
Misting fans
STILL HOT COOLED COOLEDCOOLEDmisting fanMR.PATIOMISTER

A fan cools only whoever it faces.

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STILL HOT COOLED COOLEDCOOLEDmisting fanMR.PATIOMISTER

Mists in every direction, so everyone stays cool.

Misting fans
  • Needs charging or an outlet within reach.
  • Runs only as long as the water tank stays filled.
  • Cools a small area, only in the direction it faces.
MR.PATIOMISTER Better pick
  • Runs on water alone, nothing to plug in.
  • Runs as long as the hose is on, with no tank to refill.
  • Spreads mist through seven nozzles, each aimed differently.
DIY & cheap misters
DAMP STILL HOT COOLEDCOOLEDcheap misterMR.PATIOMISTER

Cheap misters spray a coarse mist up close, doing nothing for anyone further away.

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DAMP STILL HOT COOLEDCOOLEDcheap misterMR.PATIOMISTER

Stands tall, producing a fine mist that spreads far.

DIY & cheap misters
  • A high volume of spray that leaves you damp.
  • Flimsy tubing you rig up yourself.
  • Low height, so the mist only reaches up close.
MR.PATIOMISTER Better pick
  • Fine mist, never soaking.
  • The sturdy base fills with water first, anchoring the whole unit.
  • Stands tall so the breeze carries it to everyone, near and far.

From the inventor

Watch Jonathan put one together.

Start to finish, hose to mist. This is the whole setup.

Read our story

Technical Specs

In the box
Base, 4 pipe sections, mesh tote bag, spare nozzles, spare sealing rings, instruction manual
Nozzles
Seven stainless steel omnidirectional misting nozzles
Runs on
A standard garden hose, no electricity
Assembly
No tools! Hand-tighten only in less than 5 minutes
Assembled height
Approximately 10 ft
Weight
Approximately 10 lb
Materials
PVC pipe, stainless steel nozzles, neoprene MR.PATIOMISTER logo 'hoodie' decorative base cover

What MR.PATIOMISTER™ owners say

Real people. Real heat.

5.0 · 19 verified reviews

It's a warm one out there,

Make this the summer you stay cool.

Roll out the hose, twist it together, and let the breeze do the rest.

$199.00

Free shipping included

Built for the outdoors
Works with any standard hose