MR.PATIOMISTER™ · PORTABLE OUTDOOR COOLING SYSTEM
Feel the mist.Forget the heat.
No install. Just a garden hose. Cool air in 5 minutes.
Be Cool,
The MR.PATIOMISTER™ promise
We didn't invent misting. We just made it ridiculously simple. Connect your garden hose. Start cooling in minutes. No install, no electricity, no tools, no hassle.
Easy assembly. Ready in under 5 minutes.
No tools. No install. Just connect and cool.
Assemble parts
Five easy pieces. Twist the extension stems together. Secure the base.
Connect your hose
Attach any standard garden hose in seconds. No adapters.
Turn on the water
Ultra-fine MR.PATIOMISTER™ mist spreads across your space. Wind does the rest.
Easy assembly. Ready in under 5 minutes.
No tools. No install. Just connect and cool.
Assemble parts
Five easy pieces. Twist the extension stems together. Secure the base.
Connect your hose
Attach any standard garden hose in seconds. No adapters.
Turn on the water
Ultra-fine MR.PATIOMISTER™ mist spreads across your space. Wind does the rest.
Designed for simple instant cooling.
Here's what you're getting.
Powered by wind and water
No electricity. No motor. Water pressure makes the mist. The breeze does the rest.
Up to 20° cooler
Evaporative cooling drops the air around you by up to 20°F.
Stands its ground
The same water that makes the mist fills the base, keeping it steady on a windy afternoon.
Built to last outside
UV-resistant. Corrosion-proof. Leave it out all summer. It can take it.
Whisper quiet
No motor hum. No fan drone. Just mist in the air and your conversation.
Goes where you go
Patio today. Poolside tomorrow. Campsite next weekend. Light enough to carry anywhere.
Be Cool, Stay Cool
Stay cool all summer.
We only send seasonal offers and the occasional cool tip. No spam.
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What MR.PATIOMISTER™ owners say
Real people. Real heat.
My husband was sure there'd be a catch. Complicated install, special parts, something. Nope. Had it running before he even finished reading the box. We've been eating dinner outside every night since.
Got three quotes for a permanent misting system. Cheapest was $1,800 before labor. This does the same thing and I set it up during halftime. No joke.
We have a toddler who gets into everything, so anything electric near the pool was a hard no. This runs off the garden hose. Zero wires, zero worry. It's been out there every weekend since April.
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Ready to use in minutes. Cool for years.
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Common questions
Pretty simple, really.
How wide an area does it cool?
A radius of 15 to 25 feet, depending on the breeze. The stronger the wind, the wider the MR.PATIOMISTER™ coverage.
Is it safe around kids and pets?
It’s just water from your garden hose. Nothing electrical, nothing chemical, nothing hot. The base fills with water so it stays put. Your dog can bump it, your kids can run through the mist. That’s kind of the point.
How does MR.PATIOMISTER™ compare to a permanent misting system?
Those run $2,000 to $5,000 installed, need a pro, and stay where you put them. MR.PATIOMISTER™ sets up in under 5 minutes, costs a fraction, and goes wherever you want it.
What water pressure do I need?
Regular household water pressure. That’s 40-60 PSI, and most homes already have that. If your garden hose runs without any drama, you’re good.
How much water does it use?
Surprisingly little. Fine mist is water-efficient by design. Your water bill won't notice.
What if it arrives damaged or defective?
Contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos. We’ll make it right.